Undead Gummi bears and NPR Music

Currently my internship does not require me to stay all day. I do my data entry/research and then go. Which would be wonderful except that I get paid hourly. A banner day is a 10 to 4 block of electronic filing on the company database. woooo.

A full paragraph about work would be unnecessary and about as exciting as the phrase "electronic filing on the company database."

Instead I give you my day in with bullet points. Bullets--excitement!

• 10-10:15 Banter with boss about family vacation. Stay until there is a pause and he is forced to awkwardly send me out of the office so I can actually do the work I'm supposed to.
  
• 10:15-10:30 Untangle headphones from bottom of purse.
• 10:30-11:30 Gawker.com
• 11:30-11:31 Open company database page.
  
• 11:32-12:32 Make a play list on NPR.org/music and feel superior to the co-workers who get paid salary and have a dental plan.
• 12:32-12:55 Run out to over priced cafe and get the cheapest smallest plain coffee. See some scattered gummi bears on the sidewalk that are so dirty even the pigeons don't want them.
• 12:55-1:00 Get irrationally angry that the pigeons were so uppity about something as awesome as gummi bears, even though they did kind of look like undead bears.
• 1:00-2:00 Stare at database while listening to new playlist and pondering how zombie gummi bears would act and what would happen if they were eaten.
• 2:00-2:30 Enter data and send it to boss.
  
• 2:30-3:00 Decide to grow hair out so it looks like Kate Nash's, but vow never to wear anything that is a weird boob seperator.