Interview

Finally!  Had an interview that did not go over like a meeting between a discombobulated moose and Katie Couric.  

I even had three different things in my hair, it looked like I had constructed scaffolding underneath.  Shiny bouncy scaffolding.

I didn't even have a zit.  

I dazzled.  I smiled. I sat up straight and made the nice HR lady laugh. 

And then,at the end of the interview, during which another editor was fired somewhere in Manhattan, I was offered the esteemed poistion of unpaid intern. 

Soon I will wake up and see I never graduated college.